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[Singing Someday] Fictional Elephant

The latest in Operation Life:

The people around me have taken over generating new life missions. The Im implemented Singing Saturday (kind of the best idea ever) which entails emailing a new song every (surprise!) Saturday. I have decided to post songs here so that my (millions of) fans can have a happier, more inspiring Singing Sunday (Night; oh well) too. This is for you:

Im:  Matt and Kim “Cameras”

Me:  Oh Land “Sun of a Gun”

My dad started Operation Crossword Puzzle, and we are now on a strict schedule. He begins the latest Plain Dealer (newspaper) crossword after I go to bed. I find it at my place in the morning and add to it. My latest contribution: Babar. (Babar!<3!<3!)

Madre spent most of the weekend away at a craft show. I took this opportunity to clean the house, and buy her flowers. I will be immortalized forever as World Champion Daughter.

My view from the park this afternoon (another mission – to find the best cripple-safe outdoor reading spot):

Current book: The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks (read it!)

[I should also mention that I did not get fired. So disappointingly anti-climatic. Instead, almost everyone else was laid off. My dad has determined that this is all one large psych experiment. I think someone with too much power is on drugs - lots of drugs. TBD. But for the time being, I am still obliged to earn money. At least now I get my own stapler (my life is Office Space). Stay tuned.]

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